Police were last night seeking the arrest of a large number of people in the conspiracy to murder British Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
“He’s the most unpopular man in Britain,” said a police spokesman. “Even his own party hates him. We therefore have to take threats to his life seriously.”
No shortage of suspects
Police believe they have a full list of suspects who want Brown dead. “We have a copy of the electoral roll,” said the police spokesperson. “We know where everyone lives.”