A new series of Newsjack started last week. The gags below were not used:
9/11 happened, but the 9/11 memorial service was obviously fake. How did they get all those Americans to observe a minute’s silence?
I don’t think ringfencing the banks is going to help. Well, not unless they use searchlights and machineguns too.
New competition is being introduced to make it easier for people to swap banks. The Greeks now bank with the Germans.
Remarkably detailed photographs of the old Apollo 17 lunar mission show that conditions on the moon have deteriorated badly. The landing stage was covered in graffiti and the lunar roving vehicle’s wheels had been replaced by bricks.